In keeping with a query I started almost two months ago, I have found another startling resemblance between a famous pro athlete and a Disney Pixar creation. Coincidence? Look at the photo; obviously not.
Tony Romo and Woody from, “Toy Story” are eerily alike. Furthermore, both have been tasked to lead a grab-asstic motley crew of toy characters.
AUTHOR UPDATE: My recent haitus, which has troubled Stoney so deeply, has been a combination of laziness, school, and technical difficulties. My computer (which had been running on whiskey and potato shavings since January) shit the bed for about a month and a half. Yet, your humble author gave it a good cleaning, and ass kicking, and now it has been working with renewed vigor.
Lesson 1, surrogate Stonies: you must teach your objects a lesson when they act up, or they will walk all over you and your family.
I hope to be back in the swing of spreading my mental viruses to a small population of the internet. I am sure Stoney will be happy to have my presence again, because we all know, 1 is the lonliest number that you’ll ever do. See you assholes later.
Stoney Wage Slave 
roughty thanks for gracing us with your presence again, you inbred mongoloid.