Yes, this will be a Japanese themed day for me. But how can you blame me? As much as we vaunt our television, Japan has demolished us with much more interesting programming than our Harvard and Yale grads can ever muster. Case and point: A young chimp walking bulldogs.
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Okay, you can ignore the fact that at the beginning of the video the chimp leads all the bulldogs into a ditch (hilarious), but how the chimp wrangles the dogs through the rest of the video is priceless. This is one smart monkey. You know there were some Japanese scientists working on training this chimp, which automatically makes Japanese scientists far superior than ours. Enjoy. (count this as your weekly video, bitches. Yes, it is long, but worth the whole watch)
With chimps like that around, they will take over the world soon. It’s a fact. This little guy is a lot smarter than a lot of people I know, ahem… AND he wears overalls.
Stoney Wage Slave 
all hail the video king
and…he poops his pants too