I’m still nursing this busted ankle, and my friends have been kind enough to bring me food and beer this week to keep me alive. I have delved deep into Dank status, having not left my apartment since Sunday afternoon. I am hoping to get mobile soon, but it is not looking good for the near future.
Well, being laid up like this I have had some time to cruise around the intenet, and as usual have not found anything of use. Only (as Stoney puts it), “gay bullshit” that I will share to you readers. I found this article today about a guy who can be considered either the world’s luckiest man, or the unluckiest. Tomato, tomahto. In a day where we are giving you readers a few things to decide on, I will shovel another pick toward you.
Whether you consider him lucky or unlucky, this man is a savage.
I think the moral of the story here is, Croatian modes of tranportation are about as useful as a sack full of squished up assholes.
Stoney Wage Slave 
i smell bullshit. in particular, the one about when he swerves off a cliff to avoid a truck, jumps out of the car as it is flying over the cliff, and lands on a tree to watch his car explode.
where can i get a sack full of squished up assholes?