Mitch Hedberg Says

I went to the doctor, but he sucked the blood out of my neck.

Don’t ever go to Dr. Acula

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3 Responses to “Mitch Hedberg Says”


  1. 1 dankknuggets October 8, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    still not funny six years later

  2. 2 youandwhosearmy October 8, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    mitch also says:

    i want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. that seems easy, you know? all you do is say what the thing does, then you add er.

    kitchen appliance naming institute.

    what does this thing do?
    it keeps shit fresh.
    well that’s a fresher. i’m going on break.

  3. 3 dankknuggets October 8, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    first mitch hedberg joke of all time that i found funny. it’s much better delivered in type.


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