Twitchie, Get Your Shit Together

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Twitch, I didn’t want to do it, but I had to. Your butt-sex post is TOAST, despite good readership and high commentage. I appreciate your quality and style, but I must refer you to my 2nd blog post, and then the 2nd riznule. That’s right, sucka, Lady T is finally getting you back for the Drawing Room headlock episode. I might add that this is a pre-emptive edit, if that makes you feel better.

Like I’ve said before…

We Are In Control Here

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Anyway, old buddy, I hope you aren’t too mad that I ultra-edited your flagrant bullshit. Dink! Maybe you can think of something else to write about than your naked misadventures…although I know it could be hard to do.

As a tribute to you, I dedicate this post to you, and your deceased 2nd post.

To waking up in the middle of a night to screams of, “I fucking killed somebody! I fucking killed somebody! Holy shit I fucking killed somebody!”

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To Laredo and Nuevo Laredo.

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To your discovery of the Drawing Room, and subsequent adventures.

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To my continued physical dominance of your weak, pathetic martial arts.

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Update: Free Speech wins again…but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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