Conspiracy Theory for Stonies


NWO. No, not the wrestlers. The New World Order is here.

Apparently the New World Order started right after WWI, the Great War for the scholars. Talk about fucked up, that shit was fucked up. Anyway, the big powers are here, and they are here to stay.

I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist, but I do believe that there is more going on than we know about. Power corrupts, and the breadth and scope of the new “information age” is so huge, that we don’t even really have any idea about WHAT is really going on, underneath the surface. Huge machines (all aspects- technology, manufacturing, gov’t institutions) function as the underlying structure of our daily life, and you are a fucking IDIOT if you think that the POWERS THAT BE are going to let such a powerful CONNECTIVE SYSTEM run OUT OF CONTROL.

Think about. Now the “information age” ie internet, has only been around for about ten years, so the whole private data argument is a relatively new concept to an old idea. There’s so many things to think about here, so I’m going to try to stop putting it into cohesive thought, because it just doesn’t work like that for me right now.

First of all, the NWO, as I’m talking about, is not a government bunker of people with NWO hats on, talking about what the next move on the big map of the world is going to be. It’s a LOOSE collection of groups, of the richest, most powerful people on the planet, who have unimaginable wealth, as both a group and as individuals. Today, think OIL. At the beginning of the century, think STEEL. In a functioning capitalist economy, money equals power. These are the most powerful people in the planet. I guarantee you that they all have each other’s cell phone numbers.

Anyway, so I guess we have our first little square of understanding NWO. I’d put money, power and oil into this equation.

Now in this modern society, we value the validity of our information. Without information, how could we make decisions? We couldn’t. That’s why the 1st Amendment was invented. It was put in place, by our forefathers, to ensure that valid information could be dispersed through society, without fear from a government clamp down. The people who wrote the Constitution thought about the NWO (in their own terms), and wrote laws to hopefully define and keep people safe who wanted to spread ideas. Freedom of speech guarantees us the right to say whatever we want, like me talking about secret governmental controls. Freedom of the press was supposed to ensure that information institutions (media) could go about their business (dissemination of information) safely and effectively.

Someone took a beer shit on the first amendment.

Let’s see here. Anyone remember Jessica Lynch? Anyone remember Pat Tillman? Anyone remember…..anything else? The government, our “government,” has and does corrupt the media by placing propaganda and false information within our “info database,” TO CONTROL THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF THE GENERAL POPULATION. Why would anyone want to do that? To stay in power. Jesus.

Speaking of Jesus, his people are into mind control as well.

Speaking of the Amendments to the Constitution, we kidnapped and tortured AMERICAN CITIZENS in our “war on terror.” That’s the 4th Amendment and 8th too. Seeya!

Gold Standard…is money worth anything?
Cell phones
credit cards
war on drugs
war on immigration (where are your great-great grandparents from anyway? probably not the Bering Strait)
Manchurian Candidate
skull and bones
the super bowl
bill gates

Anyway, I can’t describe what I feel about the entire situation, because it is too big for me to understand. I can’t see the forest for the trees, and also because I’m stoned on trees.

If you think that everything is fine, that everything is safe, that everything is kosher, that everything is under control, that nothing bad will happen, that nothing bad could happen, and that someone “has your back,” then you are fucking WRONG, and I want some of that shit you’re smoking.


“We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected the promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world-government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the National autodetermination practiced in past centuries“-David Rockefeller

Note- The Wash Post, NYT and Time Magazine, three highly-read national newspapers, all “attended meetings and respected promises of discretion.”

Money + Power + Controlled Information = New World Order


3 Responses to “Conspiracy Theory for Stonies”

  1. 1 stoneywageslave September 6, 2007 at 10:53 am

    i agree

  2. 2 twitch September 6, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    I know this is way off topic but with today being the opening day of the 07/08 NFL football season I feel that it is important that we all know each others favorite team. You see, I don’t get into baseball that much and I feel a little left out when you guys talk shit about each others teams. Now I know that stoney does not count because he had bad parents who failed to instill the importance of rooting for the “home team” and he is just going to root for whatever team is doing the best. But for the rest of us, who are true and loyal fans of our respected teams, this marks the beginning of what is sure to be a exiting season full of shit talking and peer bashing.

  3. 3 Roughty September 6, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    Twitch, in response to your query, my team is the Giants (the only team that truly matters). I know Suit’s team is the Redskins (infinitely weak) and Dank doesn’t really have a team. He will watch the Giants, being a Jersey resident, yet I do not feel his comraderie or love for Giants nation. I am assuming your team is the Broncos, after your giddiness upon learning I served the savage John Elway.

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