All the time, I’m going down in the elevator, and when I get to the bottom, there’s a fat, old lady trying to barge in, even before I have a chance to get out.
Now, this doesn’t happen every once in a while. It happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Why do old, fat ladies think that the elevator is going to be empty when it hits the bottom? Did you forget about logic and the 22 floors sitting above your fat head? Or do you think you are just entitled to get in first, before I can even get out?
Next time you are in an elevator, and someone rushes in before you have a chance to get out…ask yourself…
Why is this old, fat bitch in such a hurry to get in the elevator?