Keep your kids in check.

This would have to be the funniest thing I have seen today, maybe even this week.  If you go out in public, you most likely have seen what I saw today.

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Bravo to the father who came into the restaurant with his little hellian tethered.  People let their kids get away with tons of shit, I see it every day.  Their deplorable motor skills create messes that I have to clean up, they whine and cry about every minor inconvenience, and their bodies are fluid factories that churn out their product at a rate any respectable company would be in awe of. 

Enough of the free pass, brats.  These kids have the world at their fingertips because people excuse their mongoloid manners just because they are young.  That’s bullshit.  Parents shouldn’t have to purchase these leashes or harnesses, they should be paid as an incentive to use them.  Slap a few company logos on the leash, or maybe, tattoo, “Pepsi” on your child’s head, just to make a buck and show the kid who is boss. 

If your kid starts acting up in public, just give little Billy a swift pull back, not enough to maim him, but enough to get it through his soft skull that that shit will not be tolerated.  Personally, I am partial to the retractable leashes.  If you are going to discipline your child, why not have fun with it?  Let them think they have some tether to work with then, BAM!  Lesson learned.  Now all we need is a muzzle accessory, and we can keep these monsters at bay.

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1 Response to “Keep your kids in check.”


  1. 1 STONEY August 27, 2007 at 5:38 am

    a return to your roots


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