Dank, Are You Really Getting Married?

I don’t know where to begin. The beginning sounds OK. A prelude sounds even better. As such, I wish you success in your amorous endeavors, and would do nothing to compromise you, or to belittle you about something this serious.

I claim responsibility for introducing you to your lady-Queen, the LizNizzle. LizNiz was my smoking buddy, who also introduced me to the grandfather of this collection of savages, Falk. To say the very least, LizNiz was in the trenches with us from the beginning, and there is no denying that.

What can I say to you, or about you, after your semi-announcement? The most obvious thing is…”Are you serious?” No, I mean seriously think about it. I’m sure you are high as a kite right now, and that is good and fun. But are you really serious that you’re getting married in less than a year?

Then, after that question, I would ask another one to you. “Do you think it is a good idea?” Well…do you? The first question, only you can answer, but the second question….I think we all could add a lot to that discussion. I’m not going to though, because I haven’t figured out if you are serious or not.

I mean, if you are serious about getting married, does that mean you are engaged? Do you have a fiancé now?

Roughtonius is quick to tell me, “Leave them alone, they are happy.”

The thing is…I don’t have anything bad to say, or any “I wouldn’t do that if I were you…….” to tell you.

If I have anything to say, it’s, “Good luck, Dank and LizNiz.” Back in the day, the times got rough, we all turned ugly, and I, for one, hated everybody. Fuck off. But at the end of the day, we were all there together. Like I said, LizNiz was in the goddamn trenches with us, and by definition, that makes us homies.

I will not lie, or sugarcoat, the fact that I have cursed the LizNiz to Newport News and back. I take solace in the fact that I think she must have cursed me to PKT and back. I guess I’m just a little nervous, that I might have done a little more cursing than I should have, and that she might have done a little less cursing (if any at all) on her side.

At the end of the day, though, if I had to bet $500 on whether you would or wouldn’t, I’d put money down today that you would follow through, and marry your lady love. The Roundtable has all but dissolved, save this internet piece, and I don’t think a new version of Eric and Enede would come about. We have all grown up a lot since then, and the situation isn’t really the same.

Instead, we are now “in the real world.” Here I am at work, almost 2 years deep, doing the same goddamn shit everyday, and getting a full dose of what’s up with the what’s up if you want to eat some dinner tonight. Pete got his Masters and is working on his PhD (see: collecting female assistants). Roughty has managed to eek out 1 full year of college, in only 3 1/2 years….we are making progress.

I guess what I’m trying to say, is that I don’t have anything to say except for Good Luck. I do hope you get married, and I hope you propagate the world with sensitive little half-breeds, and I hope we’re all the better for it. I think we could be.

Necessity is the mother of all invention (marriage).



5 Responses to “Dank, Are You Really Getting Married?”

  1. 1 suityourself August 23, 2007 at 9:17 am

    stoney, just when i thought you were the biggest asshole on the blog, you have to write this sap. pfft. just kidding. this is a nice post. you’re right about liz-a. she was, for a time, in the trenches. to make the matter more interesting, however, i’ll put my 500 beezies on the other side of your aforementioned bet.

    all i wanna know now is, where’s the wooden ring?

  2. 2 Liz Niz August 23, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    can’t walk in this muck…tell me about those fucking golf shoes

  3. 3 Dankknuggets August 23, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    suit, you’re the woodsman and you’re carving it. goddamn carpet eating carpenter

  4. 4 stoneywageslave August 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    was that really lizniz

  5. 5 dankknuggets September 27, 2007 at 9:46 am

    hell yeah it was

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