Duh Duh Dun Duh (to be continued…)

We’ll sluts, here goes:

I’m getting married! And you’re all invited to the wedding. Against my better judgment i have decided to invite ye scolding scallywags and treacherous treachernators. Save the date of April 20 in our lord’s year of this one. Stoney, man-up and save some money cause you’re coming out. I’ll save two spots for you and your lady. The only requirement of this is that you sit on her lap because there is no way in hell that i am going to pay for two meals for you two. I know that you will not eat shit anyway and you’ll prolly be chin-strapped.

The planning has been underway. We are going to be married in Bruton Parish because we both love Williamsburg and as alumni of the great gay College of Wilma and Mary, we hope to return to the birthplace of our love. That means plenty of debaucherous tomfoolery and mcroughton face punches in the now celebrated style of yesteryear. Forgive me for not being up front with all of you, secrecy was of the utmost importance. I had to avoid getting drugged with a black bag over my head and ending up outside of the green zone in Baghdad by getting a full polygraph, fingerprinting, and rectal exam. Besides the familiar sore rectum, it was all pretty unusual and exciting.

None of you sluts are going to be the best man because it will undoubtedly destroy your faint hearts and monumental jealousy for my greatness. And so, i am assigning separate rolls. Stoney, you are most definitely not hte dj. This would be a gross miscalculation and would certainly lead to no dancing, horrible whiny music, and general unhappiness. And so, Suit, you are assigned the role………..

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3 Responses to “Duh Duh Dun Duh (to be continued…)”

  1. 1 suityourself August 22, 2007 at 11:02 am

    dankkkkkkkkkk bet you didn’t know we could read your drafts…. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! snap

  2. 2 stoney August 22, 2007 at 11:10 am

    oh snap. this is unprecedented.

  3. 3 suityourself August 23, 2007 at 9:15 am

    nothing yet from dankkkkkkkkkk.. guess i’ll see him in april

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