Mets update

The New York Mets are on a rolllllllllllll.

Suit, your Braves are Grandpappy’s team of yester-year.  They are old, weak, and DONE.  The Mets, after tonight, have surmounted a 5 1/2 game lead on the Braves, who are now THIRD in the division. 

Suit, until the Braves get to second place in the division, I don’t want to hear shit from you.  It is not even worth my time to be reading about a THIRD place team.

Let’s have a look at some of my homies who will lead my beloved Mets to a decade of glory…

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Savage.  Hampton Roads savage at that.  Suit, you talk about all your VA Beach pride, Mr. Wright is home-grown, you know you love him.

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The most exciting player in baseball!  All the commentators agree.  Jose is of a dying breed.  No team (except the Mets) uses the fundamentals of base running to win games any more.  With Reyes leading off, it is no surprise that the Mets have been leading the MLB in first inning runs for over two years.  (Oh yeah, and they lead in ninth inning runs as well). 

FUCKING SAVAGE.

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Take a good look.  The Mets All-Stars will punch you in the face, pee in your bushes, shit in your bed, and fuck your sister.  That’s right, I’ve seen it. 

Let’s go, Mets GO!

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4 Responses to “Mets update”


  1. 1 twitch August 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    stoney’s (new) favorite baseball team must be the mets.

  2. 2 stoneywageslave August 20, 2007 at 6:24 am

    i always liked the mets….doc gooden and darrel (mr cocaine-head) strawberry….

    mets are my old school team

  3. 3 suityourself August 20, 2007 at 7:35 am

    you are all the fucking worst… ever. i am torn between driving to your respective houses and whipping some sense into you and just letting the braves do my talking for me. roughty, get ready to eat your words. check the mets’ schedule, and then check the braves’. your mets have hopefully enjoyed their time on top, because it is nearly over. david wright is a homosexual. he gets tag-teamed by beltran and alou. jose reyes is a flash in the pan. what’s going to happen when he turns 14 and can’t run anymore?? i’ll tell you what’s going to happen. the mets will be terrible — just like they’ve always been — just like they will always be. fucking worst, roughty. i thought you were mature enough to recognize a shitty baseball team for what it is.

  4. 4 Roughty August 20, 2007 at 8:09 am

    Hmmm sounds like jealousy Suit. If by, “time on top” you mean, all of last season and this season, then yes, we have enjoyed it. I find it hilarious that you cannot talk shit about Wright’s or Reyes’ playing skills, you have to make up arbitrary claims about homosexuality and underage dominance. You know they’re good, we all do.

    Just ponder this…I believe your Braves allowed the Diamondbacks pitcher to go 4-5, including TWO homeruns the other night. Ouch. You can’t win the pennant if you can’t even stop the pitcher from making your team look bad.


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