Total and Utter Gayness

I would just like to say, under my still empowered administrative status by being faked chopped, that his blog has turned into total gayness.  I am at a crossroads with this pathetic undertaking for i see the negativity of the bl0g escalating from friendly banter to total gayness. 

 My main issue of the blog is the great ‘rulers’ of the blog thinking that this is some grand forum of dialogue that ‘sheds light on pseudo non-issues’.  non issues is the operative word in the blogs subtitle.  It seems that some have taken it upon themselves to believe their own visions of grandeur (remember mine) and act as if this blog is something more than a cyberfart in the buttcheeks of the web.  While the internet is bigger than jesus, i assure you, we are not. 

 What i think i do not understand, but really do,  is how to balance these visions of grandeur and calls for a great crusade with the petty bickering, jibing, and total gayness.  Get your shit straight.  No one holds us up as anything, we are just a bunch of schmucks putting in our one cent in the novice labyrinth of the web.  I’ve heard for calls of the discussion of more weightier issues followed by non-committal granny pantying and insensitive attacks on not only the writers of this gayness, but also the readers of this gayness.  If the readers are so gay, then why is their such concern with their attendance?  acknowledging their presence by negativty and fagginess shows the care for their attention.  I, Dankknuggets, really do not care for what the others read of me.  My sole purpose on this blog is the simultaneous communication with the writers.  To me, this blog is only the meeting of friends in a pseudo smokey room. 

However, i will address the few and the proud:  See dear readers, we are only a bunch of insecure gaywad weed heads that believe that we are great though we act like we are not and cannot legitimize our insecurity with this false power.  There is no power other than the word.  We all want to inflict some change on the world because of a selfish desire for a world more in tune with us, but we participate in the very thing we hate.  This makes us totally gay.  Forgive my gratuitious use of the word gay.  Though derogatory, i have no qualms or negativity toward homosexuals.  Anyway, if you met anyone of us, we would be total assholes until you proved yourself as a worthy individual.  This would all happen while we begged for acceptance and rejected the idea of it.  So, anyone who does read this, know that we are all gaywads.  If you’re searching for answers here, then don’t.  The answer is blowing in the wind, on the face of the stranger you buy a mocha chai latte from, the innocent smile of a child, the scowl of immature dickwads like us, the dirty bum sleeping in the gutter, the bmw driving businessman, the farmer, the stock broker, the porn star, the priest, the murderer, the executioner, the homosexual you fear or adore, the hipster musicians wearing torn gucchi leather jackets, the real musicians, the adult with bladder control problems, the beautiful woman, the ugly lady, the fat person, the anorexic, the popped collarers, the squirrel, the robin, the land developer, the tree hugger, the polimagician, the activist, the mother, the father, the brother, the sister, and most importantly–you.  We are all a family.  We must work together to do anything worthwhile. 

To the administrators of this site,

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7 Responses to “Total and Utter Gayness”


  1. 1 stoneywageslave August 16, 2007 at 9:39 am

    at least he pointed at me and said i was cool. that makes me feel better

    biatch!!

  2. 2 Roughty August 16, 2007 at 9:56 am

    I like this argument Dank, especially when I read it from Suit yesterday.

  3. 3 twitch August 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Dank, I will not let you sabotage my weekend. If you ever throw a virtual burger at me again than I might virtually cry. Instead throw real burgers because I’m hungry. Seriously though I would like to here more about your recent trip. Maybe even some pics? Roughty is sooo lucky, JOHN ELWAY ate his eggs, What a stud. I started reading this blog for one reason, to find out how to get a dog to fuck me in the ass. I don’t think it makes me gay if use a female dog with a strap-on.
    What do you think?

  4. 4 stoneywageslave August 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    yes you gay

  5. 6 suityourself August 17, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    dankkkkkkkk, i know who you were REALLY throwing that burger at — your old pal, suityourself.

    great use of the 1/2baked vid. it has been a while for me, and a little scarface is good for the soul.

    you’re gay regardless of the dog’s gender identification. now, if you fuck a male dog in the ass, you are not gay. he’s not a man, man. if you fuck a female dog in the ass, you are gay.

    roughty, “I like this argument Dank, especially when I read it from Suit yesterday.” ouch baby, very ouch.

  6. 7 suityourself August 17, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    dankkkkkk this is a post-roughty-inspired-armistice-comment. you’re cool, dude. i esp. liked the listing of all the people.

    “The answer is blowing in the wind, on the face of the stranger you buy a mocha chai latte from, the innocent smile of a child, the scowl of immature dickwads like us, the dirty bum sleeping in the gutter, the bmw driving businessman, the farmer, the stock broker, the porn star, the priest, the murderer, the executioner, the homosexual you fear or adore, the hipster musicians wearing torn gucchi leather jackets, the real musicians, the adult with bladder control problems, the beautiful woman, the ugly lady, the fat person, the anorexic, the popped collarers, the squirrel, the robin, the land developer, the tree hugger, the polimagician, the activist, the mother, the father, the brother, the sister, and most importantly–you.”

    you forgot the chronic inter-porn masturbator…


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