Asssination Attempt on P.M.

The drama of the foreign invasion has escalated in the last few hours as P.M. Leopold Sunburner was attacked by a would-be assasin while giving his second decree.   

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The identity of the attacker has been revealed.  In a tribute to the long forgotten fighter of injustice, El Kabong, the defiler of the sanctity of the sanctimonious new P.M., was stopped not by security, but the iron hand of Sunburner. 

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His foiling of the attempt was not accompanied with a bum rush of security or the summary execution as expected, but a peace offering.  It seems the P.M. recognizes the assailant as the now dishonored and disgraced former American presidential candidate.  Aligned closely in their political persuasion, they ironically have become great friends and confidants.  A proposed consulship and extermination of the exiled King is rumored to have and still be considered. 

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We, the Royal Press, will continue to bring you the continued late breaking newsworthy news.  Heil Sunburner.       

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1 Response to “Asssination Attempt on P.M.”


  1. 1 colon farell August 6, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    i have it on good word that the great King of this vagrant land, King Stoney, is in hiding.

    the blatant homosexuality and inflated puffiness of the recent political decrees have only hardened King Stoney against the whimisical tyranny which so defines this new grumbling presence of Blogres.

    please take your seats, lessers and underlings. the return of the king will be accompanied with showers of schmegma, not schmiegel.


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