Roughty’s Random Weekly Video, Week 7: I now prounouce your chest caved in.

It’s summer, meaning it’s also wedding season.  See also: drunkeness, awkward dancing, and frightfully bad speeches.  These people however, have a found a way to infuse their special day with a little taste and class.

Even after calling in our Senior Language Expert, we were still unable to decipher this video.  However, judging from body language, I believe it went something like this…

Bride: “Ketchup is ketchup.  What’s your problem?”

Kung-fu master: “Bitch, you know I only like ketchup in the upside down bottle.  It’s on.”

This bride should have known better; you never tease a kung-fu master, especially one with a kick that is going to annihilate all people and prop scenery in the room.

These crazy kids will make it though; I have faith.  A wedding day is an emotional one, I think a few devastating dragon kicks can be overlooked.  After the honeymoon, they will look back on this video, and boy will their faces be red.   


4 Responses to “Roughty’s Random Weekly Video, Week 7: I now prounouce your chest caved in.”

  1. 1 stoneywageslave July 6, 2007 at 10:00 am

    this is more absurd than some of your classic “Father of the Year” posts.

    that kid crushes that lady. ridiculous.

  2. 2 stoneywageslave July 6, 2007 at 10:04 am

    i have just reviewed the tapes with the judges….

    the “woman” is actually a dude! wtf roughty? check out the first clips of “her”, and you’ll see that she has a beard and everything. then check out who “she” is with, and you see that the “girl’s” partner is another girl! its a dude acting like a chick!

    excellent video

  3. 3 Roughty July 7, 2007 at 1:32 am

    Well it’s not just wedding season, it’s also civil union season. We try to accomodate everyone here at StoneyWageSlave.

  4. 4 suityourself July 10, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    that was a fake dropkick anyways. any real ninja could have told you that. roughty, your secret is out. you are a ninja no more.

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