You know how the Mets are awesome….?

Because they have a superior song like the ’85 Bears, and the Glasgow Diamonds

Wow, I was only a few years old in ’86, but I thought I would remember a trend such as the raging sinister moustache.  I don’t see any Braves or Red Sox songs floating around the internet.  Oh, that’s right, they have nothing to sing about.  Dank, Suit, I’m looking at you.

It was nice to see Joe Piscopo put in an appearance, back when he was semi-relivant.  Yet, it was better to see Daryl Strawberry not in handcuffs, or planting his face in the foul lines because he thought they were free coke.  Why don’t teams have music videos anymore?  Are we too good for them in this fledgling century?


6 Responses to “You know how the Mets are awesome….?”

  1. 1 stoney July 3, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    damn roughty…your ability to find the most asinine videos…is….ridiculous….

    to put it into context

    “Your technique is magnificent, when cut across the neck a sound like wailing winter winds is heard they say, I´d always hoped to cut someone like that some day, to hear that sound, but to have it happen to my own neck….is……….ridiculousssssssss”

    That’s what happens when you fuck with the renegade Lone-Wolf, Shogun Assassin with Son…


  2. 2 Roughty July 3, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Best death in movie history. The way that Master of Death says ridiculous is well…ridiculous. Let me just ask you though, “How could you throw your sword?”. Well done Stoney.

  3. 3 suityourself July 10, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    roughty, you should feel ashamed of yourself for that terriblicity. i am worried about you. we need to make sure there are no sharp object around when the mets get schilacked by the dodgers in a couple weeks.

  4. 4 dankknuggets July 18, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    my ignorant brother,

    if you were well versed in red sox lore, you would know that they do have a song. in addition to archaic fight songs that all teams with true history like the sox or the BOSTON braves have, the red sox have a little ditty that you are aware of. the dropkick murphy’s, a anti-system punk rock bagpiped american irish band, wrote a song about the sox. you know it. now if you could understand the importance of this you would bow down on your pennant blowing knees. an anti-everything band like the dropkick murphy’s made a song in their fuck-off cannon to celebrate a baseball team kidnapped and adopted by pop-culture and general gayness. anyway, music videos made by teams as we’ve seen in the mets and the bears is nearly a guarantee of decades of no championships.

  5. 5 stoneywageslave July 19, 2007 at 6:52 am

    fuck the gay sox.

  6. 6 Roughty July 19, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Roughty says: Pffffffftttt!

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