Monday Tease

I can’t stand to see this bullshit with a headline still from Friday.

First of all….where the fuck is the Stoney crew? Captain Stoney clearly remains the most savage, most prolific poster, in addition to being the best-looking, as usual. Roughty…where the fuck are you at? Suit….I know you don’t have a real job, what the fuck are you doing? Dank….I don’t even think I need to say anything to your worthless bullshit.

Shit I’m thinking about, because I know you all care.

Cocaine Dealers– by definition, not your friend, unless you don’t do cocaine. Situation is in play right now, in which I met a guy who was a new schweezy, backyard boogie hookup, “accidentally” put a bag of the devil in my green goodness….I said no thank you, he tried it one more time, and now I don’t have a shweezy hookup anymore. That’s some fucking bullshit, if you ask me. I know you could make a shitload more money off my monkey ass if I got back on the train, but give me a fucking break up in this bitch. Please.

PS- A side joke…What’s 100$ and white and green? An onion of shwizzle and a G of  fucking FIRE flake….yikes!!! At least in VA, the shit was real expensive and made your nose hurt. Not so on this side, not so.

Losers at Fratellis– last time I checked, rock concerts were for youngsters looking to cut up and fucking wreck some shit. In our post-modern, pre-pubescent indie world, I guess that isn’t so. What a bunch of fucking p-knockers at that show. What a bunch of bitches. Fratellis= 2 thumbs up. People who go to Fratellis shows= 2 middle fingers up.

Jobby Job- that’s right, bitches. Interview on Tuesday means laundry night tonight. Zing!


2 Responses to “Monday Tease”

  1. 1 twitch June 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    Good Luck!

  2. 2 suityourself June 18, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    stoney, you are a wise wise man. i know, gf’s notwithstanding, you’d have blown that shit with the dealer and paid him double for it. hope you don’t bleach all your shit tonight. p-p-p-peace out negro.

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