Jeep owners, listen up

If you, or someone you know owns a Jeep, you will know of this phenomenon.  I drive a Jeep Wrangler, Sahara edition. 

 

Apparently my vehicle is savage enough to ravage the dunes of the world’s largest desert.  There are many Jeeps on the road, and as I motor along, whenever I pass one, the driver waves at me.  I hate this unspoken code between Jeep owners.  I do not feel as though I am part of a brotherhood.  It is not exactly an exclusive club, nor is it difficult to become a member.  All you have to do is go to your local dealer with a sweaty fist of cash, and say, “Give me a Jeep”.

  

I don’t drive a Jeep to constantly wave at assholes.  I got a Jeep to navigate playgrounds, make pretty ladies swoon, and to run over dangerous or delicious animals.  Quit waving at me, I am not friendly, and you are most likely a douchebag.

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