Roll Call Redux

It seems to have become a trend to write a roll call when one is lacking for ideas, a trend I will indulge in.  I am currently working with a few ideas, however they are not quite polished yet, so I will keep my faithful readers entertained with a roll call.   

The roll call was the brainchild of SuitYourself.  I loved his idea from the first iteration, and readers did too.  It has sustained the test of time (3 months) as some of our most read posts.  Cheers, Suit.  Let’s get this thing rolling…

Most savage shoes: Strength jump shoes


Honorable mention: LA Lights



Most savage illness: Nitrogen narcosis


Honorable mention: Elephantitis


Most savage quote: “Dracula called and he’s coming over tonight.  And I said, ok.”            -Master Shake


Honorable mention: “Im not drunk.  I’m just exhausted from being up all night drinking.” -Peter Griffin


Most savage celebration: Jumping high-five


Honorable mention: “the worm”


Most savage cereal mascot: Frankenberry


This picture was taken as Frankenberry challenged the devil to a “fiddle-off”.

Most savage reality show star: Flava Flav


Most savage time waster: Burning shit


Most savage roll caller: The undisputed champ, Suityourself



9 Responses to “Roll Call Redux”

  1. 1 twitch June 5, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    while reading this new instailment of the roll call i found myself debating roughty’s savageness, i mean jumping high five, c’mon. we all know that ripping your opponents spine out after a victory is way more savage. Frankenberry? again im going to have to argue that dig’em the honey smacks frog is more savage. and stength shoes, what the fuck? talking about shoes is never savage.

  2. 2 twitch June 5, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    also was not there a reality show saring one gary busey? yeah. back to the drawing board roughty. or the drawing room if your savage.

  3. 3 Roughty June 5, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    Please. Apparently our newest friend Twitch is not familiar with the time honored art of sarcasm. My savagery is never in question, it’s time for some soul searching Twitch.

  4. 4 twitch June 5, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    Well thats all fine and good if you feel this is just some joke. But maybe your readers are reading your blog about savagery to learn about things that are “really” savage in which case i feel you are letting them down. And if you let them down they might just sarcasm your face:)

  5. 5 dankknuggets June 5, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    well stated twitch, talking about shoes is indeed never savage.

    in my personal taste i must disagree with the savagery of frankenberry, as pink is rarely savage. the dastardly trickster Trix is certainly more savage because of his uncontrollable addiction of which any savage is sure to have at least one.

    furthermore, the most savage celebration is as follows

    in soccer, the world’s game–fuck you to all you hand athletes that pride yourself in challenging yourself with your most practiced extremity, especially stoney and his favorite addiction–after a goal, the one skilled enough to do something so rare, runs to the corner flag, pulls it out of the ground, turns as his whole team runs at him and mows them down shooting the flagstick machine gun. of course i would never endorse such savagery in such a gentleman’s game, but in terms of savagery, there can be only one.

    honorable mention: women ripping their shirts off.

  6. 6 Roughty June 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Mutiny abound! I like to think of our readers as learned folks who can decipher sarcasm from true savagery. To all others they can go sit on an iron pole.

  7. 7 Roughty June 5, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    I must say however, Twitch just needs to learn my brand of sarcasm. Its an acquired taste I suppose.

  8. 8 dankknuggets June 5, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    no challenge to my infinite wisdom

  9. 9 suityourself June 7, 2007 at 9:33 am

    jeez, oh man, twitch. you’ll get shot in my neighborhood if you get caught saying shoes aint savage. shoes is all about savagocity, and roughty knows this. besides this logical fallacy, i must say, twitch, you’re doing good work.

    master shake’s quote tops this roll call. here’s to you roughty

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