Eight Year Veteran C Bob Hallen to Retire though Slotted to Start?


The suspect photos of Brady Quinn enjoying a little too much man-petting in a mysteriously unpopped pink polo shirt, have raised questions of the Cleveland Browns Organization itself. 

After moving into the starting center position after another player suffered a herniated disc (?), Hallen quickly announced his retirement.  bobhallen.jpg

Is there an issue in the Browns’ locker room? 



4 Responses to “Eight Year Veteran C Bob Hallen to Retire though Slotted to Start?”

  1. 1 colon farell May 21, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    please identify yourself in future posts, slack fuck

    although your pithy witticisms might ring true and natural in your own head, us non-tv-watchers don’t get your insider, homoerotic jokes.

    thank you for your consideration


  2. 2 dankknuggets May 21, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    is this colin the light weight runner who can’t hold his beer and is too womanly to smoke ganja? declare ye self, ye villain of savagery

  3. 3 suityourself May 22, 2007 at 11:36 am

    haha, nice idea, dank. i think it’s going to be close, but hey, manny ramirez is homo and he’s still a solid baseball player. in fact, i think his prettiness (equal to that of mr quinn) makes him a better batter. pitchers get distracted.

  4. 4 Roughty May 22, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    colon farrel is not my pen name, dank. i submit that you are looking on the wrong coast for the culprit.

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