What is up with DankNuggets?

It’s official, DankNuggets is AWOL.  This site Stoney and I began, is the perfect forum for Dank to vent his boyhood aggressions.  We thought he would join the fun, yet we were wrong.  Now we are left to ponder, “What has happened to the estranged savage, DankNuggets?” 

Currently, Dank is in hermit mode.  Hermit mode consists of Dank not answering his phone, returning his calls, and smoking massive quantities of trees.  Dank is a seasoned veteran of hermit mode, and as his friends, so are we.  Dank used to live in a one-room house.  The one room was an all-purpose area, ideal for any hermit lifestyle.  Think of one of those recreation tables that are a ping pong/pool/knock hockey table all in one; that’s the purpose this room served.  It was a living room/dining room/kitchen/bed room/laundry wrapped into 200 glorious square feet.  Classic Dank style. 

The goal of hermit mode is to incite a Dank metamorphosis.  Only Dank knows how long this will take, and a full change is usually made.  The last time Dank emerged from a 6-month hermit stint, he swore off smoking trees and was sucking down Budweisers and regularly accompanying us to the bar.  This was a complete Dank reversal, and it felt like I was living in Bizarro World.  We are hoping he will unveil Dank 2.0 by the end of the summer. 

He is probably sitting in his room in Basking Ridge, watching reruns of the “Adventures of Pete & Pete”, a show he starred in as, “Big Pete.”

olderpete.jpg  (Dank, in the pre-Visine days.) 

Next, he will have a 6-hour GTA session; ignore a couple of Stoney and my calls, then close out the day watching replays of the 2004 Red Sox World Series victory while smoking a blunt.  This is a typical Dank day while in his hermit mode cocoon.  We here at StoneyWageSlave are very excited about Dank 2.0, and will keep you up to date on Dank’s incubation.

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2 Responses to “What is up with DankNuggets?”


  1. 1 his royal dankness May 20, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    most excellent


  1. 1 Look how far we have come « Stoney Wage Slave Trackback on June 6, 2007 at 6:29 am

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