A gay South African man just got fucked up

Read this.

Let me quote for you, if you’re too lazy to read it yourself.

“The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut.”

This dude got messed with! First, they probably kicked his ass, then made him get naked, and then superglued the fuck out of him. In the words of the esteemed Zoolander…Oh Snap!

To top it off, “The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home.” I don’t know what country you are from, but here in the US, “partner” equates to same-sex fuck buddy. The dude is gay!

I don’t really care if he’s gay, but I think it’s funny.

This is a picture of a dude who got drunk and his buddies superglued shit onto his face. Slightly worse than permanent marker, don’t you think?

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Do you think the South African dude was white or black? I think it’s kind of important, and wish they would have said it in the article. I bet he was white, because they would have focused on apartheid and shit and talked about that. But they didn’t, so I’m guessing he was white, like the dude in the picture.

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