Taxes

My boy Ben Franklin said that shit about death and taxes…flava!  I just paid my taxes over the internet, on the due date. They were $358.64, federal income style. I was working it out on Saturday, and I was like “Oh shit” when I got to the end. Almost 400$ that’s almost half of rent. Anyway, I just paid them, and you know what?

Having to pay $360 dollars once a year, so I have the right to do whatever I want and say whatever I want is pretty cool.  Yes, there are limitations to what we can do or say (kind of), and yes I am a wage slave, but guess what? I’m stoned, I’m sitting here at work, and it’s not all that bad. And, I get to vote for who runs my country, even if it is kinda shady, and our current President is being slightly flagrant. It’s still my country, I’m one of the people fucking paying for it. A big salute to all those paying their taxes, and generally representing the American way up in this bitch. Fuck goddamn communism and socialism and whatnot. I go to work everyday, that’s why I am entitled to bitch about it.

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Mid-life complacency? I am looking round, like a lopsided barrel, am I getting old? Maybe…

Couple of things I’d like to talk about.

1. We hit the 3000 mark. According to wordpress about 3000 people have clicked on this shit. If we remove all me and roughty’s clicks, and take out other various things, I would estimate that 1000-1500 people have come here.  Take out a few more for re-clicks and other discrepancies, I would guess that just under 1000 different people have actually clicked on the site.

2. The searches that bring you guys here are still classic. Sid Vicious and Talking Heads are currently rolling the show, as usual. Suit and Deddog are up for the CHOP, but I’m having a hard time chopping the site’s main traffic driver: that name-dropping bitch hoe Suit. Some searches of note: topless fly fishing, stoney is a dickhead, why were books burned instead of torn.  For some of these, I feel the need to just offer a quick “Editor’s Answer” because I don’t think our show here got you what you wanted.  Like, we don’t have naked pictures, Yes, I am a dickhead, and we tore the books before we burned them, to let the air get in there a little better.

What else can I say? The next post I put up could possibly be a judo-chop to the jugular. Roughty has toasted two people already, Haganav and Houseparty.  It might be my turn next.

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3 Responses to “Taxes”


  1. 1 suityourself April 16, 2007 at 10:43 am

    one way to get more viewers is to discuss more pressing matters. for instance, where’s the blog about cheating the IRS?

    i am a state employee and haven’t paid taxes in two years. yes, bitches, two years. come and fuckin’ get me. i’ll be the one cursing at you and throwing dingle-berries in your general direction.

  2. 2 suityourself April 16, 2007 at 10:43 am

    and one for the avatar.

  3. 3 stoneywageslave April 16, 2007 at 10:50 am

    whatever suit, get your shit together.


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