CHOP! I wonder how a guillotine sounds. Hmm, ponderous.
Stoney member Haganav is history. He has been on the chopping block for quite some time, and after he gave me some lip the other day, his fate was solidified. Stoney was so pleased with my dismissal of HouseParty, that he has tasked me with Haganav’s, “o-bitch-uary”.
People have jeered me commenting, “You only axed the weakest link who didn’t have any posts.” Yeah, that’s why he was the first to go assholes. Yet now Haganav – who did not impress with the quantity of posts, but for a while was the single day record holder for post views – finds his head tumbling into the basket.
As you faithful readers may have seen in my comments on Haganav’s posts, I enjoy giving him shit. It’s all in jest, and he knows it. Even though he single-handedly holds the record for, “Most Roughty Knuckle Sandwiches Eaten” he will be allowed to resubmit drafts to the Stoney team after a probationary period. And after we receive his stipend. Get your shit together Haganav, there are no third chances.
I leave you to the stylings of one, Freddy Mercury.