Another one bites the dust


CHOP!  I wonder how a guillotine sounds.  Hmm, ponderous.


Stoney member Haganav is history.  He has been on the chopping block for quite some time, and after he gave me some lip the other day, his fate was solidified.  Stoney was so pleased with my dismissal of HouseParty, that he has tasked me with Haganav’s, “o-bitch-uary”.

 People have jeered me commenting, “You only axed the weakest link who didn’t have any posts.”  Yeah, that’s why he was the first to go assholes.  Yet now Haganav – who did not impress with the quantity of posts, but for a while was the single day record holder for post views – finds his head tumbling into the basket. 

As you faithful readers may have seen in my comments on Haganav’s posts, I enjoy giving him shit.  It’s all in jest, and he knows it.  Even though he single-handedly holds the record for, “Most Roughty Knuckle Sandwiches Eaten” he will be allowed to resubmit drafts to the Stoney team after a probationary period.  And after we receive his stipend.  Get your shit together Haganav, there are no third chances.    

I leave you to the stylings of one, Freddy Mercury.



3 Responses to “Another one bites the dust”

  1. 1 stoneywageslave April 13, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Stoney says:

    and I quote from Haganav’s bio, “Nepotism does not guarantee savagery, but the apple does not fall far from the tree.”

    My little bro….has been peaced…..hopefully, a summer of tripping balls in Amsterdam will alter his perception enough to get his shit together.

    Haganav, you won’t be missed…that much!


  2. 2 stoneywageslave April 13, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    ps- no one is safe, not even you roughty…..

    this is like the movie The Thing…we are trying to weed out the aliens…trust and childhood memories mean nothing to us.

  3. 3 stoneywageslave April 13, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    pss – fucking freddie, what a goddamn savage. mustache ride, anyone? … no girls allowed

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