Crossroads (fuck off)

We are at a crossroads here at this piece of shit blog. I am, at least. Lately, the most-clicked thing anyone has written has been Suit’s Most-Savage Roll Call post, because he put a picture of Sid Vicious on it. About a million people came to see that stupid shit. While that particular post was funny, that particular picture was weak, and the fact that it gets the most views and drives all our traffic proves a lot of points.

1. Blogs are gay, and so are people who read them. Fuck off, everyone who came here because of Sid Vicious.

2. Quality is ignored for the sake of picture mashups. Yes, I guess that picture of sid vicious is quality too, but not really. Suit’s post about Danknuggets was far superior to his stupid savage roll call.

3. This post will probably get picked up too, because of how many times I said sid vicious. Sid Vicious, while a savage, is quite low on the totem pole of savagery that this site was supposed to represent.

It is a confusing situation, and I don’t know what to do. It feels a little like Arrested Development, where the broad audience of society is too retarded to get the real point, and is often driven by and finds the wrong shit.

My old Hawaiian mentor often emphasized the philosophical question of intent versus interpretation. Where is the middle ground? I don’t know, and neither do you. The fact that the sid v traffic has gone away has calmed me down a bit about it, and I see that you fuckheads are still coming to the site. Well guess what?

We ain’t putting up shit right now. We are too lazy and busy to put up shit on our gay blog everyday because sometimes, the real world gets in the way.

Am I jealous of suit for beating me in page views for a sub-par post, whose popularity was driven solely by the fact that little indie punkers are searching for that name in the fucking wordpress search engine? YES

Am I going to let that get in the way of the ultimate savagery of what we are undertaking here? NO

So, to all of you true savages who come here for a taste of the good life, the good old days, I say this:

Keep the good faith, the savagery will continue. We are investigating big things for this shizzle. One tired week does not equate to one tired blog. In one month, we accomplished a shit load, set standards for ourselves, and I for one wasted plenty of hours at work ranting about shit that doesn’t really matter. And you read it.

I have learned a couple of things about blogging, in particular, if you want traffic, post pictures of pseudo-savages that little kids will search for. If you really want to suave it, keep your posts tight, and don’t make a blogroll, because that shit is weak.

As a final note, Pete Doherty is ten times as savage as Sid Vicious. Sid could not play a musical instrument. Pete smokes crack and shoots up all the time, AND plays a savage guitar. Do you not think so? That’s ok, I’ll send you my ABBA CD, or the next time Sid puts out an album, I’ll send it to you. As a Doherty aside, he is officially no longer a rock star god. To do that, you have to die during the year when you are 27 years old. He missed it because he’s 28 now, but I guess that’s ok. You can’t win them all.

And as another final note, where the fuck is danknuggets? I am about to revoke his invitation, because I am offended by his blogsnobbery.

Fuck off, Danknuggets. Get your own blog.


3 Responses to “Crossroads (fuck off)”

  1. 1 suityourself March 30, 2007 at 9:23 am

    hey stoney, i realize now that my picposting habit has gotten in the way, and i will cease and desist. when i post pics, they will be nondescript and no one will search them, i swear to god. i didn’t mean to spoil the party, but i am glad to hear that my high-quality roll call post has made you sufficiently jealous. just remember, the ass holes who clicked that post so many times aren’t the kind of people who we want to come to this shit-hole anyways. they were probably disappointed that there were no naked s.vici. pics on here, so they’ll have to wack it to some other site. oh well.

    how’s traffic in general?

    you know what? if you search “Stoney Wage Slave” in google, this is the site that comes up. that should make you feel good. there’s no other stoney wage slave more popular or googlicious than you in the whole wide world.

    sorry about the “sore vag” line in the Dank post.

  2. 2 suityourself March 30, 2007 at 9:24 am

    extraneous comment so that my avatar will show up…

    dank is blogophobic.

  3. 3 stoneywageslave March 30, 2007 at 10:05 am

    stoney says: this was not a whine about you posting pics. i like them. it was a whine about the effects. intent vs interpretation, we have a savage website, and people ignore the savagery in favor of a quickie mugshot of an overplayed pseudosavage. please dont apologize for calling me a sore vag, you flamer.

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