Most Savage Roll Call

My list is irrefutable.  Argue if you must, but you will come to the same conclusion.

Most Savage Non-Alcoholic Beverage:  Cheer Wine

Cheerwine

Most Savage Alcoholic Beverage:  Egg Nog

Most Savage Food:  Oysters (raw)

Most Savage TV Show:  COPS

Most Savage Feature Film:  The Dark Crystal

Most Savage Musical Recording Artist (pre-1950):  Heddie “Lead Belly” Ledbetter

Most Savage Musical Recording Artist (1950-1960):  Buddy Holly

Most Savage Musical Recording Artist (1960-1970):  Diana Ross (also holds record for most savage hair-do)

Most Savage Musical Recording Artist (1970-1980):  Sid Vicious

Most Savage Musical Recording Artist (1980-1990):  Two-way tie between Right-Said Fred

and The Talking Heads

Most Savage Professional Athletes:  Pete Rose, Kobe Bryant, Ty Cobb, OJ Simpson, but the number one is Mr. John Rocker (on the savagest team, no less)

Most Savage Hobbies:  Smoking Trees

Fishing

and Stealing Things

Most Savage SWS User:  Suityourself

Anyone who disagrees may go directly to hell.

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2 Responses to “Most Savage Roll Call”


  1. 1 stoneywageslave March 24, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Stoney says: I vote this post “Most Offensive” on our site so far. Well done?


  1. 1 Least Savage Roll Call « Stoney Wage Slave Trackback on April 17, 2007 at 6:34 pm

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