Mug shot battle

This battle is dedicated to the time-honored art of the celebrity mug shot.  Let the battle begin…



The “Godfather of Soul” was just minding his business during one of many nights of savagery in his life.



No words are necessary here.

 Can I get a What-What? — SAVAGE

To keep it musical:  SAV.

oh yeah, it’s Mick.

Finally, the unsavagest of the unsavage…

He must have finally got busted for stealing that tooth brush in Home Alone…

Oh yeah, and one more savage…

and he’s still married to that hot-ass wife of his…  that’s savage.


7 Responses to “Mug shot battle”

  1. 1 his royal dankness March 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    i must say steve urkel has suffered a great injustice. for he is a great savage in the history of savages. not only was steven urkel abandoned so often by his parents and the poor sucker of unrequited love, but he was the host for two other alter egos. stephan urkell as well as steve’s cousin from detroit OGD. urkel the 5’2″ convicted criminal is just one facet of this complex tri-personality. also, as the single greatest destructor of carl winslow’s home, a cop, he did not fear the law or the see any interference with his attainment of Laura’s love. Also, he eventually nailed that hot ass myra and had that sick ass one of a kind bmw. what a fucking pimp. i know with all confidence, suit yourself will agree fully, and support my argument with his fellow sitcom expertise.

    p.s. “did i do that?”

  2. 2 Roughty March 22, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    pppffffttt. Yes, he is one facet of the complex tri-personality, the non savage facet. Maybe if he quit whining, he would have bagged Laura by episode 3. I do agree, Myra was a quality catch for Steve (far superior to Laura I have to add) but Steve was still left without his one greatest desire, ergo a non savage. Savages get what they want by all means necessary, yet Steve’s love was unrequited. A sympathetic character, I always rooted for Steve to come out on top, but he could not muster up the savagery to make it as himself, so he had to create new personalities which no longer made him Steve. Therefore, those personalities cannot be considered toward Steve’s savagery and must be examined as individuals. Just because this character is a sentimental favorite, he must be judged with the same iron will all others are.

  3. 3 suityourself March 23, 2007 at 9:51 am

    Steve Urkel — not savage.

    Jaleel White — savage.

    Myra — bigger bosom than Laura.

    Carl Winslow — homosexual (seriously).

    Eddie Winslow — homosexual (again, i’m not joking).

    Little Richie — most savage character due to his sick moonwalk. if you didn’t see the episode, buy the dvd.

  4. 4 his royal dankness March 24, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    hmmm….two virginia boys in cohoots?

  5. 5 suityourself March 25, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    to be honest, i have never seen the ogd. i will, though. what about the female cousin — myrtle urkel?

  6. 6 twitch June 2, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    wait till you see my mug shot. Gary Busy ish.

  7. 7 twitch June 2, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    wait till you see my mug shot. savage to the max.

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