How to get a dog to fuck you in the ass

Thank god for retards. Without you, the retarded reader, we, the mighty Stonies, would be nothing, no one. We would be on the other side of this huge wall, reading about nothing instead of writing about nothing.

Blablabla.

Check out some of the recent searches, that brought YOU, the anonymous fucktard, to OUR site.

First of all, the word bringing in the most people is “pegasus.” Thank you for making us gay Roughty. “Ass” comes in second place, also from Roughty. “Guillotine” brings in people too, from our CHOPs.

Fuck that shit, listen to the weird ones.

Sweaty Grundles- ya-yeah. I claim this one.

pic of scooby due smoking weed- note this neophyte’s spelling of scooby’s name; this is a classic search. i like this reader already.

rugged gay sex- brady quinn?

hookers “the best place for”- behind the parking lot at princess anne high, virginia beach, if I recall

is pee wee herman gay- i would say probably not, but he is definitely strange.

how to change an adult diaper- i could probably help you there, but these are for roughty

Monkeys having sex- dont really know where this one came from.

Drumroll……………………………….

how to get a dog to fuck you in the ass- fuck peanut butter, homie, you should probably do some more research on this one. Jesus!

Here’s a little mental exercise we’re all going to play. Close your eyes. Visualize a dark room, with a computer screen as the only light. Then think about the question, “how to get a dog to fuck you in the ass“…..Think about the person who would actually type those words into the computer…now think about what his (its not a girl) face looks like. Paint a picture in your mind.

Now who do you see?

Here’s what I see

funny-wallpapers-dog-ballerina.jpg

Anyway, I hope that little insight into the brains of our readers helped all of you involved to get a better grip of who you are and why you’re here.

Most of you are here for Pegsasus, Ass and pictures of Guillotines.

Hopefully, I can enlighten you bitchnuggets a little bit, because obviously most of you are wallowing in a big, fat fucking pocket of mole vomit and unfathomable gayness. Pegasus? Ass? That’s the best you can think of…Ass?

Anyway, this is for the all the pegasus fans out there. I’ve been itching to plug this el grande band for a while now. They only put out 1 CD I think, and then they broke up. There was probably an EP and some whatever out too, but there was only 1 big CD.

I present

THE UNICORNS

15 Responses to “How to get a dog to fuck you in the ass”


  1. 1 dankknuggets August 16, 2007 at 8:30 am

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  2. 2 stoneywageslave August 16, 2007 at 8:39 am

    please

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    That was me who typed in that search.

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